October 28, 2003
"Just keep smiling... "
Well, Arnie is the new governor of California and somehow I’m not that surprised.
A few years ago if you told me the state of U.S politics would deteriorate further into the new millennium I would have laughed in your face and deplored you to return to your casual masturbation. Even though Clinton nurtured the domestic economy, brought air of optimism about the US people and charmed diplomats with his sharp dressing and boyish good looks. He did royally screw up U.S foreign affairs and I believe he is partly responsible for increasing terrorism in the world today. (I don’t even think I need to mention removal from office on accounts of cohibafelia.) But, there was a seed of hope! The Elections were coming up and something could be done about this vibrant stupidity and sexual tomfoolery. But alas, the American people pulled through again and elected George W. Bush….. A piece of cheese would have made a better president. How the people of America saw it fit to a elect a man who believes ‘human beings and fish can co-exist equally’ and sums up his campaign ideology as ‘strategery’ (that’s not even word!), troubles me to this very day.
And now this perpetual downward spiral that is American politics has sunk to new depths with the election of the Terminator for governor of California. How, in the name of Zeus’s butt-hole did that happen!? A lot of Americans I know have been urging me to give him a chance. "Reagan was an actor too you know" they say to me. But at least he was an American! "He’s just a figurehead, he’ll hire smart, rational people around him", yeah…. that’s what they said about Captain Spankshot (George W.)……and look what happened there.
Perhaps I’m being a little harsh on old Arnie. Maybe i should give him a chance, but I’m almost certain he’s just going to drive the State of California into further turmoil. I suppose only time will tell. Hey, Maybe they’ll make a movie about it someday…..
AH
October 18, 2003
Big American Adventure
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I've finally managed to collect and digitise all of our
photos. If you look at the map and click on a specific city then it will
take you to pics from that part of our trip. Although it may not look far,
In total we drove over 3,000 miles through 3 States. Not a bad achievement
if you ask me! As you can imagine there are many stories to tell, scenes to
describe and topical creams to buy, but i'm just getting to grips with this
website business so you'll have to be patient with me. Highlights from the
trip include a freak sting ray attack, a Britney Spears flirtation and a 9
hour journey across the Mojave desert with 2 Swedish pornstars and a
selection of breakfast pastries (i'm not joking....look at the photos). |
| Being on the road for such a length of time brought with it some great
times, awkward moments and raw unbridled stupidity. Thankfully Chris
documented the majority of these incidents in a trip 'Awards and Stupid comments' log. Definitely worth a look! AH |
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October 14, 2003
WELCOME!
Welcome to 'Standing on The Butt Cheeks of Moses'. I have designed this site primarily to make all of my photos accessible but also to keep friends and family up to date with my whereabouts, lifestyle and core bowel movements.
I'll try and write an entry once a week to keep those who are interested up to date with my American conquests. A proverbial 'Notes from a Big Country' if you will.
Feel free to look at the photos in the 'photo gallery' (click on the image to enlarge it). I will post the pictures from our most recent road trip as soon as Nigel returns from his adventures in Northern California.
Take care and may the tail of a dead yak fall in your corn flakes.
AH