My surgery :)

To all of you who said and still say... Deanne? Why did you get plastic surgery..?? I can't tell what you did/ you look the same.. etc etc. It has been nearly 3 years now but here are my photos.

Hehe.. I am making you click. (for users on my main page)

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This is funny :) If you don't know what the reference is, do not look it up. Click here for the wikipedia article. It became trendy to film people's reactions to it but don't worry I would never show anyone this video, nor do I recommend viewing. Anyway.. :p I hope the pope never sees it.. :)

Graph

For fans of This is Spinal Tap..

more graph humor and song chart memes

Cheezburger

I just did this too the other day! Poor kitty is naked... well his butt is now.

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Creepy Twins

I was walking through West Bromtpton Cemetery this morning with Alex and we saw the creepiest freaking thing. There were these two twin girls who were about 10 years old walking through with a tiny poodle puppy. They were wearing matching long light blue 1930'esque knee length coats with hoods and fur around the hood and bottom. They both had long brown hair held back in pony tails with matching pink rubberbands. They were also skipping in unison.

I seriously expected them to turn around and say "come play with us Danny," and turn around and have bloody faces and axes in their heads or something. Or maybe they would skip into the headstones and disapear....

They ended up talking to to another dog owner with a very hyper labrador and we noticed they were french. Anyway, maybe I watch too many horror movies but thanks for scaring the F*@# out of me creepy french twins.

Cheezburger

Okay this got a laugh too :)

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Cheezburger

Hells yeah.

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Qype party August 2008

Alex----->Emily ----->Duncan ----->Pete ----->Deanne
More pictures are here and here.

Yay! August Qype party was really great. It was at the Plumtree in London. A really nice pub which is large but felt really cozy with nice decor. I need to review it still :) For those of you who don't know, qype is a review site for physical places such as restauarants, venues, stores, districts, tourist attractions.. if you can go there, you can review it. It is really awesome and the Qypers in the community get together every month for a qype hosted party. It is free, to qypers of all levels and you can bring friends. You can review anywhere in the world and it is most popular in Germany, England, Ireland and France. It is great because you can type in "mexican food, london," and all the mexican restaurants within London pop up and you can see what other people said about it. It is great for trying new places or even just seeing if you have a pet shop nearby. I am taking a whack at the bay area soon. Try it! It is free.. here I am :) read my reviews

Tom Cruise and Whale poop

Totallylookslike.com, a web site that hosts pictures of people that look like other people or things, which can be rude sometimes :), is brought to you by the folks of I Can Has Cheezburger. They host all the lolcat photos I love. The folks at ICHC also run the really funny failblog, and some other websites I personally find less funny such as loldogs (lame) Office Graphs, (mostly lame) and a Politics one (also mostly lame.)

Anyway, totallylookslike.com which is normally offensive to celebs is currently COVERED in ads for Tom Cruise's web site. It is celebrating 25 years of Tom Cruise's movie career and he has a bio, filmography, a gallery, updates, and in the background of the site are movies of him making out with people and doing kick ass Tom cruise stuff. I think he is prolly a bit cukoo bananas but the dude is passionate, and his new autograph kinda looks like whale taking a poop which is cool. (viewable on the front page of his website.)

Anyway, anyway... wtf is he on an ichc website!? Is he that hip?! I only clicked on the ad thinking, umm is Tom Cruise whoring himself out on a lolblog? wow. He has a weird PR agency.. oh wait! I actually met his PR guy at a Shaklee function. Nice guy, says Tom is too... or was he just pulling a little pr pimphand on me... Dunno. Don't care. Just thought it was funny.

Totally-looks-like examples: (these are some less mean ones)

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What you sleeping Position says about you

I decided to research my sleeping position because I thought it was somewhat abnormal. Come to find out it is Alex..apparently, who sleeps abnormally based on the statistics. But, the research was supposed to be used to detect your personality type and here is where I think everything went a bit sour. I think it is a load of crap.

First, here are the positions.

I am a freefaller meaning I sleep on my stomach. I ususally have one leg bent though. Alex is a starfish! which I thought was more common but I guess not. I have 7% of the population sleeping like me and Alex has 5%. Together we look like a crime scene. So quick.. figure out which one you are and your personality will be revealed. heh.

#------# The Foetus: Those who curl up in the foetus position are described as tough on the outside but sensitive at heart. They may be shy when they first meet somebody, but soon relax. This is the most common sleeping position, adopted by 41% of the 1,000 people who took part in the survey. More than twice as many women as men tend to adopt this position.

#------# Starfish (5%): Lying on your back with both arms up around the pillow. These sleepers make good friends because they are always ready to listen to others, and offer help when needed. They generally don't like to be the centre of attention.

I am not gregarious or brash or nervy... I don't like critisism but who the hell does? Not me at all. My Dad sleeps in the same position as I do, so I think it is just genetic because we have similar personalities. Alex has a more correct profile and although he doesn't seek out being the centre of attention, he is comfortable with it and can really grab hold of a crowd when speaking.

But mostly, how can you generalise people's personalities on how they sleep esecially when 40% of people sleep the same way. I mean I really hoped I would get something like wow that is me in a nut shell or interesting statistics like people with high IQ's are x% more likely then others to sleep like bleh.. or people who have conservative political views more likely sleep like blah. Whether it means anything or not, that stuff is still interesting to read. This is just some crack pot horoscope.

Medically it is interesting though saying the two worst positions belong to me and Alex. His leads to snoring, which when you add his two pillows and arms under his head, of course he is snoring (not loudly or often thank god.) Mine leads to your stomach contents backing up in to your mouth? Eww. Not an issue here. To top this off, only 5% of people change position in the middle of the night. This sounds really odd to me too. I know I change positions but the only one I fall asleep to and usually wake to is on my belly.

In Britain, it is also said that most everyone sleeps with an arm or leg outside the duvet, many also have toes sticking out of the bottom. Only 1/10 people cover themselves completely and stay covered. I know this is a boring post but it really pissed me off for some reason. Loose findings and vague conclusions. I want to know people who sleep like me also like orange and mechanical stuff and have long hair or something. It may be dumb but better than this.

Killing Bunnies

I do not condone killing bunnies unless you are going to eat them. Yum.

However, I started on the subject because I saw a commercial and it was about deviants in relationships. It was labeling each type of relationship reject with names like gold digger and bunny boiler. Bunny Boiler? WTF?

Well apparently it is more common here in the UK and refers to a scorn woman who has psychopathic tendencies. Basically, the term derived from the movie Fatal Attraction when a jilted chick, sought revenge on her ex-lover. She puts his family's pet bunny in a boiling pot whilst they are away from the house. When the family come back, the kids sadly search for the bunny and the wife and the ex-lover find it dead in a boiling pot of water.

Now a side note: I read that description online of a bunny boiler on wikipedia and read the fatal attraction part. I was like eww she cooked their pet rabbit! But I still don't know why she is a bunny boiler." A few seconds later I realised I am just a dumb ass. Anyway. Continue...

Well I have seen a few bunny boilers now that I think about it more and it is a funny term which I can't wait to try to use. But wait! There are more ways to kill bunnies and this one isn't for luck!

Have you heard of using a bunny as a pregnancy test? Well apparently, people used to extract blood or urine from a woman who thought she was pregnant. Then they injected that in to a bunny. A few days later they extract the bunny's ovaries to examine if they had any change due to the pregnant womans hormone, Hcg. If the woman was preggers, the ovaries would be affected, if not, she was not pregnant.

In case you were wondering, YES this actually worked and was used on mice and frogs as well within the past 40 years. Although the bunny could have had an anesthetic to check the ovaries, it was more often killed because it was "easier." This led to the inaccurate term, "the rabbit died," in referring to a positive pregnancy test, even though all bunnies died.

It has been used in many tv shows and even in the song by Aerosmith song "Sweet Emotion." In it they say "Can't catch me 'cause the rabbit done died." Which doesn't make sense but anyway, that is what it is referring to. I get pissed spending the few quid/bucks on a pregnancy test but I am glad I don't have to kill a bunny :/

Oh and if you are going to eat rabbit, they actually have no nutritional value and if you tried to subsist on them, you would die. Rabbit starvation is the form of acute malnutrition caused by excess consumption of any lean meat (specifically rabbit) coupled with a lack of other sources of nutrients. Symptoms include diarrhea, headache, lassitude, a vague discomfort and hunger that can only be satisfied by consumption of fat or carbohydrates. Then you die a slow painful but tasty death.

If you are sick of dead rabbits, watch this clip and watch one that eats peoples.

I wanna tattoo of a butt on a butt on my butt

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I never thought I would say "do you remember beavis and butthead?" What a timeless classic. It was the best thing in summer break when you popped on the tv and watched episode after episode. I was reminded because the movie was on tv tonight...awesome :p

The movie was just okay and not really funny to people who never watched the show but it still makes me laugh. I actually snuck out of school with my friends to go and see this when it premiered.

There are too many quotes to post but almost every line from the first 45 minutes of the movie were repeated by me for years... some within the past year. One last week :) If you don't have time to watch the movie or feel like reminiscing, here is a 10 minute clip of the best bits starting with my favorite.. the old lady and the sluts :)

Of Mike Judges work I never really liked King of the Hill but I really likedOffice Space on snl and the movie Office Space and Idiocracy. And if you have never seen any of those, watch them. I'm seriously.

Here is the trailer for Idicocracy.

Here is the trailer for Office Space.

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Dramatic Cat

Dramatic Cat... Freakin hilarious!

Or.. this one Dramaitic Prarie dog. The original which is just as hilarious.

Or.. this one which is funny/cute on the same wave length :)

Stinky (not my cat)

My BO smells like eucalyptus. It is weird. Unless I eat curry then I smell like curry. There were eucalyptus trees by my house where I grew up and I never knew if it was me or the trees. I hate that smell though..blech. Ironically, Alex likes both eucalyptus and curry so I don't worry if I smell around him.

FYI, my cat's name is Stinky.

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Waxing Satirical

I am a somewhat hairy girl. If you took everything I said about how much hair I have as the truth, you would expect to see wolf girl. I really don't have that much hair, just the hair I have I hate it. It isn't even dark but I hate hair on my legs, my arm pits, my arms, and apparently my eyebrows recently as they are starting to look like awkward parenthesis. I shave all of the above except I pluck my eye brows.. My razors can barely take all of that and I need to replace them almost every time. I don't know why it is so satisfying to not have hair. It is completely natural and normal but I don't want to be dubbed a hippy or a European.

I know ladies know this feeling.. You need a change, you want to do something fun.. sometimes people will notice, sometimes only you will notice. It can be as drastic as bleaching your hair blonde or as minimal as getting a manicure. it is usually triggered by anything from a break up in a relationship to being really bored. My trigger was being told I couldn't fly to the UK with my cats and I had to wait.

I thought, you know what? I think I have a mustache. And I mean honestly I do but it is not that bad and every girl has one.. trust me. But for some reason I just kept thinking about it and I decided to remove it. Not shaving or plucking but rather a new method to me; waxing.

I had waxed my mustache before.. well like 3 times in the almost 15 years since I went through puberty. I never really had an issue but I knew my lip would be red and a bit sore so I went and bought some wax strips, along with some soothing cream. I went to my folks house all excited and did all the necessary prep work and then got down to business.

No, it is not that painful and you don't even tear up but when it was done it was pretty irritated. Aha! Soothing cream. I put it on and thought, wow this sucks. it burns and that actually did make my eyes water. Oh well, it is red and and looks good I guess. I decided to then go gt my hair cut too since it is so cheap in the US. As the lady was washing my hair, my lip was burning and I remember thinking I should have just had them do it here. I had too much pride (at the time) and plus, I am cheap.

By the time I got home and did my hair I noticed something horrible. My lip was turning brown and burned SO bad. I stupidly put more cream on. It burned more. Well now everyone was coming home from work so I decided to go on a walk and try to forget what had happened. After, we went home and watched a movie.. anything to avoid looking at myself.

Unfortunately, it was unavoidable and I had to look at myself the next morning. Have you ever burned your hand on a hot pan, or your forehead on a curling iron? (The ladies know what I am talking about.) It turns red, then, brown and eventually becomes scabby, like in the you have no skin so your skin is trying scab but can't.

That is what I had done. I burned my lip. For the next 2 weeks I had a scab... that was brown.. and the size of a mans mustache on my upper lip. To make matters worse, I had to put neosporin on it so that it would heal and so that while it healed, I could talk,eat and smile or more the case, pout. Without the neosporin, my entire upper lip was immobile and you couldn't move your mouth without your newly healing skin ripping open. With the neosporin, you had not only your ugly burned brown lip showing, but actually amplified because it now looked shiny and greasy WHICH YOU CANNOT COVER IN MAKEUP. No one wants to talk to you and your own family will laugh at you.

It was made just slightly worse because I would say my mustache burn looked slightly manicured. I waxed my whole upper lip but with a wax strip on either side, you don't really cover the divet in your lip under your nose which was unharmed for me.

I had a sassy french mustache... well actually i looked like this dude:

And what am I left with? Well scarring of course. Oh and it is a nice shade of brown the scar is and you cannot cover it with makeup. And by the time everything had healed, the hair grew back. It grew back ever over the darker scar and even though the hair is blonde, it accentuates the scar. I even for a moment had the thought, well I guess I should wax it again. So I guess I can look forward to some sort of chemical peel or laser surgery now because it looks bad. I can laugh a bit now but still... think twice before trying it.

Oh and for this twat. If you can start a site dedicated to girls mustaches, I am going to start a site for boys who are oblivious to giant pieces of ear wax hanging out their ears. Oh and boys who piss on toilet seats.. and boys who don't shave their faces well...and other personal hygene issues boys seem to have more often than girls but are oblivious to, and for some reason expect higher qualities in women. Its all in good fun... but twat.

F*@% Victoria Secret

I hate Victoria's secret. I really do.
Even their models hate it.

Their cute and sexy bras are only for tiny boobies. If you are over a 34C US sizing, good luck because your colors will be limited to red black tan and white. If you see the patterned bras for for the larger chested lady, they usually resemble your Grand mothers flowered lace curtains and the shoulder straps are made from seat belts. They are huge and unflattering.. and they want like 50 bucks for the crappiest one.

I hate seeing all the girls go in their wasting their money and saying oooh I love Victoria's, their bra's are so cute! Who cares about cute. The only person who will say your bra is cute is your sister, you mom and your friend that helped you pick it out. Your bra should be functional AND OR sexy. Your boyfriend or husband doesn't want to be reminded of his horrible childhood when he was forced to fold his mom's and sisters clothes... yuck. They want sexy not cute or for you to feel comfortable and not be bitchy, either will do.

Trust me, just because your husband/boyfriend watches the Victoria Secret Catwalk show on TV every year doesn't mean you should wear the stuff. It is just an excuse to look at hot women and say things to justify it like, honey you would look good in that.. and I like that color.. and what ever else he can say that sounds convincing enough to you so he can keep watching. Boys have internet and magazines and those girls are often NOT wearing fluffy white panties and diamond encrusted bras with gaudy angel wings on their backs.

So.. and I get a lot of slack, but I prefer Fredericks. Ewwww.. I always hear. Slutty girls shop there. They always have moderately impractical dress up lingerie in their store front which seems to turn people off. But, if you went in and did a test drive of their bras, I am sure your opinion would differ. They are comfortable, last forever, come in TONS of colours and they have bras for all booby sizes.. no discrimination.

Yes they have dress up stuff and neat things to stuff your bra with to make you look bigger.. but they also have bras for every style of clothing, changeable straps and in their catalogue there is even more. They have clothes and a lot of them are really cute! They are also for women with bigger boobs who can't always fit in to the 3 inches they allow for your boobs in a baby doll top.

Pricing? Reasonable and a little less than Victoria secret. They have bras that feel good and look good and that your friends wouldn't always look at and say ooh how cute! But they work... and I have never been disappointed. I can go on about Victoria's Secret stuff but I won't.

Will I find something at Victoria Secret that I will like? Of course. I don't hate just to hate. But I will always try my luck at Fredericks first.. me and all the other "slutty" chicks.

Now that I'm alone..

I don't have Jessica around anymore to keep me company so I am left to entertain myself while of course, looking for a job. But anyway, to pass the time I was trying to find something I have always wanted to do. I don't think I have the balls to be ON a gameshow or tv show but I have always wanted to be in an audience...

My story begins when I was 11 years old. My family used to spend sunday nights watching our favorite show, America's Funniest Home Videos, hosted by the one and only Bob Saget. We loved the show and so when we heard they were coming to town we immediately tried to get tickets. We got 6 tickets for my two sisters, mom and dad, my gram and me. I was SOOO excited. I was less excited to find out that the show was just being broadcast by satellite for the 100k finalist show, but none the less we were going to be on tv in an audience watching the show live.