February 23, 2005

My list of shit to do before I am 30

Everyone is making a list so I thought I would be a poser as I often am and make one too. I guess everything is relative and we can look at each other's lists and say hey I have done that.. that was cool or don't waste your time. Like hot air ballooning is totally amazing... but Alex and I have hosted 20-30 people for dinner parties and it is fun but tiring. And I am sure that Alex would let you know sno biking is just as good as mountain biking down the slopes. I don't really have a goal of countries to visit or any particular ones in fact. I would rather visit places that are more obscure to americans like Cypress... or Azerbaijan. But I will be happy to accompany anyone on a tri to Hawaii.

In fact we will be hosting a dinner party in a couple weeks. Anyway, so here it goes in no particular order, what I want to do before 30:

Have Babies
At least one by then.. well maybe, Not after seeing Tricia's video.

Increase my list of consumed animals by 20
I think I am at about only 23 now. I will try anything once.. apparently pigeon is popular in Morrocco.

Graduate from college
As if I don't feel lame enough attending it now.

Swim with sharks
Next time I'm in South Africa

Go to Cuba
Legally of course. I honestly cannot lie. If I am denied a visa, I am denied.

Punch a Baboon.
I was > this < close in Capetown.

Learn to speak another language
I agree with my spousal unit. Mandarin is the way to go... or Farsi?

Get my groove back
Apparently I have no rythym anymore. I need some dance classes or something.

Reorganize my wardrobe so it fits my age
I have already started this.

Attend a session of Congress.
Bababooey Bababooey!!

Attend the daily show.
Jon Stuart made that show SO much better. Sorry Craig Kilborn.

Be in a Michael Moore film
I don't know why.. he seems so creepy cuddly.

Try pecan pie
Looks like a pile of cockroaches to me

Be on the Big Spin show or be randomly selected to win lots of money.
It could happen to you. Are you next? Small downside Big upside..... enough with the slogans.

To be able to do the splits
Heh. Never have even when I was in gymnastics.

Get my pilots license
Only so I can be a back seat flyer for Alex.

Perform in front of a live audience no matter the size (and not shit myself)
Yeah... I can't do this either. Never have.. my nerves grab my digestive system and just shake it around violently.

Win a hot dog eating contest and or participate in Coney Island's.
You have to qualify first by winning a local certified contest.

Make an infamous web video
Obviously not like Paris Hiltons... more like the freaky clowns.

Go see a philharmonic play
Anywhere I guess.. I am not too picky.

Do kareoke in Japan
I could be a legend there.

Attend the World Cup
Grab me a ticket too sweety!

Try curling
I am mildy amused. Like shuffleboard cept with a teapot and ice or something.

Drive across the US
Only in a convertable and only if I have big sunglasses and a scarf.

Go to Rhode Island
Why? Exactly.

Go parasailing
People look so silly doing this sometimes. Face Plant!

See the pink dolphins in Hong Kong
Is it a myth? No! How cute. Also available in electric lime and mellow yellow.

Fart in a crowded room
I have done it before but it was so fun I must do it again.

Declare Shennanigans
Oh yes. I shall.

See all the movies on the IMDB top 250 movies of all time
I am at about 90 and Alex is at 100?

Build a Crow T robot or a Tom servo.
In the not too distant future of course....

Watch the top ten Japanese horror films (not anime)
I have 3 off my list so far.

Poor cement and install tile
I cannot believe I have not done this yet. Isn't it exciting?

Okay.. well that is some of my not very thought out list. I prolly won't add more but for now... those are actually the things I really want to do. Right now i really want sleep. I will explain later.

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