September 03, 2004

Well wishes are hard to come by so I am going to start writing bumper stickers

That's right! I think the world needs more love and harmonious feelings around us at ALL times. Not just a hug, or a smile or a thank you. I mean something tangible AND visible at all times for ALL to see and appreciate.

And what better way to do this than with bumper stickers!!! Millions and Billions of people EACH day see your car/vehicle and this is the PERFECT way to spread some love and cheer w/o being accused of *things* like Mr Bryant just avoided!

So let us begin! Proceeds will benefit the March of Rhymes MC Foundation, Brothas Against Drunk Ass Senior Senators (BADASS), NIKEE, Ballon Monument Restoration Fund League and WB/UPN networks..

"Hey is that LOVE driving that SUV or YOU?"
"If the van is a rockin', please make sure Jesus is knockin'!!"
"One is for You, Two is for Me, Three is for HIM, and Four is for GOD"
"If it hurts to love, then maybe the Herpes man has come for a visit!"
"If you see a pal crying in the shower, go over and give him a big SQUEEZE, He needs it!"
"Moses never struck his wife with an open hand, why should YOU?"
"Put the gun down and pick UP the book of Jobe"
"Don't worry about how we are perceived in God's eyes, because he's not human - he doesn' have EYES"
"Lift your bosom to your fellow man's brow, he needs the shade and comfort"
"GOD - the BADDEST dude around man!"
"Visit your local jail/prison and find yourself surrounded by love!"
"1-2-3, the Pope loves ME"
"That bubbling feeling in your belly below is not acid reflux, it's LOVE comin to get ya!"
"Tinkle Tinkle, let us play with our OWN Winkle"
"Dont be mad if you get fired, the person replacing you now has means to provide for HIS family"
"Infidelity got YOU down? Call on Jesus, and he shall set up with a nice massage"
"Whenever the DEVIL has his hands on you, gently take off your sweater and give it to him, he's cold and alone"
"The Best day of your life starts with a simple call to HIM. You know HIM, you have HEARD of HIM, but have you talked to HIM? Call NOW"
"When's the last time you hugged a Negro, or a Hispanic or an Oriental? Do it NOW, they will thank you with warm ethnic foods"
"If GOD is coming, you bests get the bed made"
"Men can't have babies, but that doesn't mean you can't go spread your seed to many many women. Help get a woman pregnant and lift her life up"
"Hey the reason that woman is crying is because she wants you to bring another woman home to keep her company. Listen to your mate and make your home happier"

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