I have decided to post what I think would be VERY cruel yet uncomfortably funny breakup lines you could or should (NOT) use - depending on the character or LACK OF, you possess! ENJOY!
1) Hey I have diabetes, I think, and kissing you reminds me of sucking on a rhino's ass covered with jelly so we wouldn't be a good fit, gotta keep my blood sugar low!!
2) My dad said that you have the ass of a goddess and lips that could suck sin from a convict so I think maybe you two should date instead
3) Every year I have suicidal thoughts around Xmas...do you mind if this year YOU had them?
4) I just don't think your mom would like it if I continued to see her behind your back, she's a better woman than that
5) It's been a fun 6 months, Betty but I think I would like to go to sleep until you finally die or leave, whatever comes first