1) Hey, why dont you just forget about the condom(s), I doubt I should worry about any young fine escort from haiti right?
2) Excuse me Mr Simpson, you have a call from the Brown Family about your Xmas plans this year
3) You know what Professor, I think Mr Tyson's formula IS correct after all
4) I understand you are lonely and desperate Halle, but I just can't..I am saving myself for that someone special; you understand don't you?
5) Tonight's guest speaker at the Nation Of Islam's "We shall RISE" award banquet is none other than, Mr Rush Limbaugh
6) Live tonight on ESPN, Heavyweight champion of the world, the Great white Hope, Blaine Spalding
7) Hey Tiger, Tiger!! Mind if I can..."HEY call me "Eldridge" potna!"
8) WHAT? what do you mean Alex Hunter can't dance!??
9) Courtney Love, how does it feel to nominated for a Essence award?
10) Today on Oprah, "G'z up and Hoes down!"