Noel Kareem Julius Akbar Ballon IV
Funk Bethel, PA
234 (in Harlock years)
2/2 (Groundhog day)
Aqua Boogie Aquarius babeeeee
Deeznuts, CA
Robert Heezie
I gots a moms, pops, two younger sibs! We all cool now...
Hobbies:
Jammin to Jah Love, Bballin', softball, DJin on the 1s and 2s, poplockin,
roller skating, taking it TO THE MAN
Hoop, Football, Softball, Baseball, Bowling, Air Hockey, Pool, Scrabble, Breakin', UProcking, using my pimp hand, shit like that....
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Anythang that use to fly, eat or graze
My main man Mo' hollerin at G-O-D up on Mt Sinai gettin shiznit straight befo' he headed back down
Earl Tabias Montgomery and the Mt Jessup Tabernacle St Augustine Choir
The MAN, Whitey, Cooked Veggies, San Francisco and ALL it's teams and residents (well MOST of them!), Skinny CHICKS with bones showing and shit like that, SQUARE PEGS, any white condiment or cream or sauce EXCEPT whipped cream, M*A*S*H, Friends, Urkel, Emmanuel Lewis, MC Hammer, Vanilla Ice, pop RAP (nelly, j kwon, crap like that!) and so on..
Yo daddy, Punk Ass umpires at the Sports Park, that dude at Taco Bell on Industrial that is ALWAYS out of Hot sauce, my 2nd grade teacher, Ms Lynn and my high school English teacher, Mr Olkowski!!!!!!
Fernando Valentino (he is simply ADORABLE, you MUST meet him!)
1) "Sound of Funk" (sequel to "Sound of Music")
2) "Jesus and the Church of BoomBap"
3) "Everyone Does Raymond"
4) Your Legs too short to salsa with Allah
5) "Hey Jesse, What's going down?"
6) "Earl? That's my MAIN MAN throwin down PT 3"
7) "Caint fake the funk when the funk aint FAKE"
1) "Funk, Flavor and Frank" Disco 7
2) "Me and Ms Heinzenberg" Kraftwerk
3) "Hey man, if the FUNK is a fever, my ass is 110 degrees!!!" Rondell Hammonds
4) "Beam me up Scottie" Trek Love Orchestra
5) "Can this be LOVE or is just some STANKIE FUNK?" Ms Earlie Mae Greens
6) "I can poplock but I caint lock lips to pop!" DJ Rellie Rel
1) Alex (especially when he wears that cute Donovan soccer shirt) - I could just kick and scream and go to heaven DIRECTLY no stops!
2) Stefan when he has that rumpled "Mean Harry Potter" pout, he's such a doll
3) Vaibhov (one look at him and you see why all the Girls around our office want some "PYT" time with him!
4) Sanjiv - also the Best Dancer you have EVER seen live!!!!
5) PM Nice aka Pete the Prime Minister