http://www.haebc.com/noel/ en-us nb2269@yahoo.com 2005-06-17T16:35:39-08:00 hourly 1 2000-01-01T12:00+00:00 http://www.haebc.com/noel/archives/001132.html In lieu of recent grumblings at my job here at Satchell McGee's Corn and Comic Palace, I have decided to launch a tirade against the Hollywood Machine responsible for putting out all these recent comic book to movie flicks. We... 1132@http://www.haebc.com/noel/ 2005-06-17T16:35:39-08:00 http://www.haebc.com/noel/archives/001115.html The next time your girl/woman/sis/mom/aunt/etc TELLS you that it's easy to deal with women, ask them to MOVE in with one The first time somebody returns something stolen from you will be the FIRST time Movie theatres should have headphone... 1115@http://www.haebc.com/noel/ 2005-06-03T15:41:54-08:00 http://www.haebc.com/noel/archives/001114.html 1) Xtro - wait for the alien birth scene! 'NUFF said 2) Blood beach - the penis snatching scene is worth it all 3) Toolbox Murderer - Do I EVEN have to explain this one for you? 4) My Bloody... 1114@http://www.haebc.com/noel/ Obscure Movie, TV, Cartoon and SCIFI tidbits 2005-06-02T15:08:49-08:00 http://www.haebc.com/noel/archives/001085.html REUTERS World News Report 1 June, 2004 7:04 EDT ORLANDO, FLA - The cartoon and animation world is in complete shock at the moment as long time repeat offender, Jiminy Crickett was found with 3400 lbs. of coke and 223... 1085@http://www.haebc.com/noel/ RaNDOm ThOuGhTs 2005-04-19T15:35:18-08:00 http://www.haebc.com/noel/archives/001074.html I think it's time for a NEW generation of funkateers and jam master commanders to lead our fruitless, dull ass NATION back to it's proper status as LEADERS of FUNK and JAM of the new world! And THESE up and... 1074@http://www.haebc.com/noel/ RaNDOm ThOuGhTs 2005-04-05T10:25:09-08:00 http://www.haebc.com/noel/archives/001031.html 1) Hey, why dont you just forget about the condom(s), I doubt I should worry about any young fine escort from haiti right? 2) Excuse me Mr Simpson, you have a call from the Brown Family about your Xmas plans... 1031@http://www.haebc.com/noel/ RaNDOm ThOuGhTs 2005-02-21T14:49:28-08:00 http://www.haebc.com/noel/archives/000954.html I have decided to post what I think would be VERY cruel yet uncomfortably funny breakup lines you could or should (NOT) use - depending on the character or LACK OF, you possess! ENJOY! 1) Hey I have diabetes, I... 954@http://www.haebc.com/noel/ RaNDOm ThOuGhTs 2004-12-17T08:59:26-08:00 http://www.haebc.com/noel/archives/000936.html Ok after some thought and a greasy ass glass of Tbird with Red Kool-Aid, I have decided to bless you fools with some of my BEST holiday dishes!!!! Mind you that not EVERYONE can make or enjoy these dishes but... 936@http://www.haebc.com/noel/ RaNDOm ThOuGhTs 2004-11-24T15:47:04-08:00 http://www.haebc.com/noel/archives/000892.html while dreaming about wild geese and Big Mama Thornton "What if the hokie pokie IS what it's ALL ABOUT??"... 892@http://www.haebc.com/noel/ RaNDOm ThOuGhTs 2004-11-04T10:01:53-08:00 http://www.haebc.com/noel/archives/000890.html Sent to me from my boy Alex from a blog posting online (http://www.boingboing.net/2004/11/03/kerry_concedes.html) "Four more years of a nation led by criminals. I was making coffee with one eye on CNN when the news broke, and I called my dad,... 890@http://www.haebc.com/noel/ RaNDOm ThOuGhTs 2004-11-03T10:47:30-08:00 http://www.haebc.com/noel/archives/000888.html one source for inspiration and hope: within! the more you look outward the smaller the prospects for hope and inspiration become... 888@http://www.haebc.com/noel/ RaNDOm ThOuGhTs 2004-11-03T10:01:30-08:00 http://www.haebc.com/noel/archives/000886.html We were having an email discussion about today's election results and the UTTER disappointment we both felt when she blessed me with this golden nugget: "sad to say how true that is...that we can not look at humanity as a... 886@http://www.haebc.com/noel/ RaNDOm ThOuGhTs 2004-11-03T09:34:29-08:00 http://www.haebc.com/noel/archives/000858.html As I sit here visiting Yahoo and ESPN for the 203rd time today, I had an epiphany!! It came to me like a dusk sunset over Lake Caaachitaa during the mosquito outbreak of 1982 in Panama City, Alaska. What if... 858@http://www.haebc.com/noel/ RaNDOm ThOuGhTs 2004-10-11T17:03:03-08:00 http://www.haebc.com/noel/archives/000724.html That's right! I think the world needs more love and harmonious feelings around us at ALL times. Not just a hug, or a smile or a thank you. I mean something tangible AND visible at all times for ALL to... 724@http://www.haebc.com/noel/ RaNDOm ThOuGhTs 2004-09-03T10:36:56-08:00 http://www.haebc.com/noel/archives/000713.html dammit if I can't walk 3 FEET in this fricken place without someone ELSE telling me, "Hey you look like you lost some weight?"!!!!!!!!!!!!! Enuff already man! I am about THIS close to going Tito Jackson on somebody!!!! It may... 713@http://www.haebc.com/noel/ RaNDOm ThOuGhTs 2004-08-26T15:07:32-08:00