August 11, 2004

Crickets

The WRONG way to kill a cricket...

-notice it on a co-worker's desk
-get really startled and jump off chair
-watch said co-worker brush it off said desk
-have said co-worker yell at you to step on it
-not step on it
-watch said co-worker desperately try to step on said cricket
-join in the stepping fun
-have said cricket escape narrowly each time
-find it again 5 minutes later
-repeat process unsuccessfully

The RIGHT way to kill a cricket

-hear cricket chirping when you get home
-sneak up on said cricket and find exact location
-get spray cleaner from under kitchen sink
-spray said cleaner on said cricket until fully submerged
-put said cleaner away and grab paper towel
-watch said cricket sadly hop around carpet
-place said paper towel on said cricket and squeeze
-toss dead cricket
-clean up said cleaner where sprayed

Posted by tricia at August 11, 2004 11:18 PM
Comments

Why kill it at all? Why not just scoop it up and put it outside?

Posted by: Alex at August 12, 2004 09:19 AM

Because... they ALWAYS come back!

Posted by: Tricia at August 12, 2004 05:14 PM

Crickets are good luck! You shouldn't be killing them.

Posted by: Leslie at August 15, 2004 03:43 PM

Ok, next time I'll catch it and name it Jiminy and put it in a nifty cage. What do they eat?

Posted by: tricia at August 15, 2004 10:59 PM
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