February 01, 2008
Indecision 2008
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I don't know if anyone is like me, and if you are ,help me! but i'm complelty engrossesed in the election coverage. i just cant get enough.
I know everyone is lying to me, yet im uncontrolably drawn to what the monkeys are flinging. It's getting like the Hills, pushing the level of farce to the complete extreme trying to get that last person out there to go "wait, you mean this isnt real?!".
I think its amazing how one minute the candidates are at each others throats, the next everyone thinks they will be running mates. anyway, i took the liberty of decoding alot of what has been said by the roughly 7,200 hours of campaign coverage i have watched in the past month, and adjusted their slogans to be more apt or at least truthful.
Hilary Clinton - "Vote for me because i was the brains behind Bill, oh and im not black"
Barack Obama - "Vote for me and all black people everywhere will forgive you for 600 years of slavery"
John Edwards - "Im just here to make up the numbers and hope that one of these guys offers me a vice president deal"
Mitt Romney - "Whatever stance that will make me more accesable to the common republican i will change to"
John Mcain - I really want to be a democrate but im a white affluent who has a still shred of respect for the military
Mike Huckabee - Damned if do...Damned to hell if you dont!
Rudolph Guliani -"If i say 9-11 enough no one will question my morally aborhent past"
But now we are down to 4. Two for each side. I can safley say that Mcain will win the repbulican seat, which i suppose is not to bad compared to who it could have been. As for the democrates, i emplore you to consider the french system of a president and a prime minsiter. No mater what way the primaries go it will look like we are slighting a section of society. so here is my solution, Clinton for president, lets faces it, like her or not shes had the experience of it and is a hard ass. and Barrack for prime minister, still young and full of fire. Let him take on special interests and big business....let him be the domestic leader. And Clinton be the international one, she is more recognised and respected on a global level, also alot of what bill did was coerced by Hillary.
Just think about it America. lets not dam ourselves for another 8 years.