The Universe: Some information to help you live in it
1. Area = Infinite
(as far as anyone can make out)
2. Imports = None
(its imposible to import things into an infinite area there being no outside to import things in from)
3. Exports = None
(See Imports)
4. Rainfall = None
(Rain cannot fall, because in an infinite space there is no 'up' for it to fall down from)
5.Population = None
(It is known that there is an infinite number of worlds, but not everyone is inhabitated. Therefore, there must be a finite number of inhabitated worlds. Any number divided by infinity is as close to nothing as to make no difference. So if every planet in the universe has a population of zero, then the entire universe has a population of zero. And any people you may actually meet are merely the products of a derranged imagination)
6. Monetary Units = None
In fact there 3 freely convertable currencys in the universe:
- But the Altarian Dollar has recently collapsed.
- The Flanining Pobolbee is only exchangable for other Flanining Pobolbees
- And the Triganic Pew doesnt really count as money. (Its exchange rate of 6 Ningees* to 1 Pew is simple but since a Ningees is a triangle rubber coin 6,800miles long each side, no one has collected enought to own one pew)
7. Sex = None
(Well there is actually quite alot of this. largely because of the totaly lack of money, banks, rainfall or anything else that might keep all the non-exstient people in the universe occupied
*Ningees are not negotiable currency because the Galactic banks refuse to deal in fiddling small change.
Posted by will at February 12, 2008 12:39 PMwhat...so directly quoting from douglas adams' masterpiece is what you have been reduced to? this is my first comment for ages because i felt the time wasn't right, but now i feel i must make a stand. at least credit the damn (dead) genius!!! otherwise less well-informed people might believe YOU made this literary orgasm up...HAH! email me or something...you have to now you're 22 and as such basically a dead man walking. oh yeah, and im going to blues-fest. suck it.
ps. what's with this security code crap? are people trying to hack you? god i hope so.
Posted by: Tom at February 25, 2008 12:14 PMTom, it was OBVIOUSLY Will who came up with this. The man's a genius!
So, Will, I ask you this one simple question: What, prey tell, is the question to the answer of 'what is the answer to life, the universe and everything'?
Posted by: Matt at February 27, 2008 10:53 AMLol, why is it when i plagarize, ppl comment...but when i pour my heart out into time consuming post i get NOTHING...NOTHING...dam yous all to hell
Posted by: Will at February 27, 2008 03:31 PMWe're all in on it Will. Try pouring your heart out now. You'll get one comment. From a hermit who bought a computer and got connected to the net just to tell you THAT YOU'RE BORING US ALL!
Love you hunnykins.
See you tonight - don't be late
xxx
Posted by: Matt at March 3, 2008 09:41 AMDear "hunnykins",
I'm worried.
Are you having a love affair with Matt?
Let me know.
Love Cate
Posted by: Cate at March 5, 2008 12:27 AM